Saving money

Ashwin Goyal

Mar 31, 2024

"Yo, I just scored this sweet coupon for buy-one-get-one-free on these mega packs of ramen noodles. I'm telling ya, a penny saved is a penny earned, bro!"

"For real, dude? You're gonna waste your golden years counting coins like some old geezer? Nah, fam, life's too short for that!"

"Dude, if you keep burning through cash, you'll be slurping ramen noodles for the rest of your days!"

Really messing up

"I can't believe what you've done," she said, her voice shaking with a mix of anger and disbelief. "Do you have any idea how serious this is?" He hung his head, unable to meet her eyes. "I wasn't thinking

April fooling

"I have this amazing idea!" he said. "It's everything I believe in. Imagine a world where we could..." On and on he went, describing his vision, his hopes, and his dreams, almost out of breath by the time he finished. She listened quietly. After