Offering recognition

Ashwin Goyal

Apr 16, 2024

"We'll give you a raise and more vacation," the boss said.

"That's it?"

"Better health benefits, too," the boss added.

"That's it?"

"A company car and expense account," the boss offered.

"That's it?"

"Okay, a new title: 'Senior Executive Vice President,'" the boss said, desperate.

His eyes sparkled, "I accept!"

Waking up on the wrong side

"We've lost sight of our goals and our unity," the boss announced after waking up on the wrong side of the bed. Eye rolls and sighs filled the room. "Oh, here we go again," someone muttered under their breath. "Another load of BS

Being too humble

"You just won the Nobel Prize!" "Probably a mistake." "You cured cancer!" "A fluke." "You're levitating!" "Random quantum fluctuations." "You're too humble." "Others are humbler, I'm sure."