Celebrating widely

"Happy Valentine's Day to everyone!" the world cheered, hearts aflutter.

"Single," they snapped back.

"National Pet Day! Show your pets some love!" the world exclaimed.

"Allergic," they sneered.

"Let's give thanks on Thanksgiving!" the world suggested.

"Vegan," they responded.

"Cherish your mothers this Mother's Day!" the world sang.

"Orphan," they retorted.

“Share a song that moves you,” the world sang.

“Hearing impaired,” they signed.